tippingthescales:

"Cigarettes aren't cool, bruh."

          Glares at. “–No shit sherlock. But, quitting is hard.”

“I understand, but yell anymore and my girlfriend will get even more upset.”

      “Really? Nothing scares me more than a hormonal, angry pregnant girlfriend. Unless you’ve got that I’m unaffected.” 

          “Both of you, shut your pie holes! Tabby’s trying to sleep, and we all don’t want her angry do we?!”

     Looks at the both of them, then back at Cameron. 

 “…Why Reginald?”

tippingthescales:

            “There is a war–”

      “That’s great. Who are you?”